More thoughts on teenagers!

Have you ever thought how much teenagers have in common with cats?
1  Neither teenagers nor cats turn their head when you call their name.
2  No matter what you do for them, it is not enough.  Indeed, all humane efforts are barely adequate to
    compensate for the privilege of waiting on them hand and foot.
3  You rarely see a cat walking outside the house with an adult human being, and it can be safely said
    that no teenager in his or her right mind wants to be seen in public with his or her parents.
4  Cats and teenagers can lie on the living-room sofa for hours on end without moving.
5  Both cats and teenagers eat some very odd things - at very odd hours.
6  Cats are obsessed with themselves and their appearance.  Teenagers........!

     CATS HAVE NINE LIVES.  TEENAGERS JUST ACT AS IF THEY DID.