Mr President

Oh please don't let the Icelandic Volcano extend his stay.   I have found the visit of President Obama quite
tedious I'm afraid.  He was like a guest you couldn't wait to see and then no sooner had he arrived you were looking for the time of departure.   I blame the media for a lot of the hype, boring us to death with his every move and the wardrobe of his lovely wife.   I know he is the most powerful man in the world and not one to make an enemy of but a bullet proof, iron clad car, two ambulances, a mobile IC unit, eleven vehicles brought over and 1000 US staff to look after his every move!...and we send our 86 year old Queen on the train to Sandringham.
OK Mr President you have been lovely and so has your wife, you have secured 36 million Irish/American votes for your next term in office by visiting the birthplace of your great, great, great and I think another great. We have heard loudly and clearly your calls for more European troops in Afghanistan.  Time to go home Mr President and talk to the million people converging on Capitol Hill protesting against your Presidency.
The biggest job in the world - who'd have it?