Oh poor Cheryl

Poor Cheryl Cole sacked from her milti million pound job in America because her Gordie accent was too unpenetrable for the citizens of the USA.   It is odd that the Americans expect everyone to understand their range of accents whilst they refuse to even try to understand any one else  - just like the French!   What will Cheryl do now poor thing?  Who cares?   She's a tought cookie so she'll be OK
It is not everyone who can be arrested for 'Actual Bodily Harm' as she was when she beat up the poor little black lady toilet attendent some years ago when she was a member of 'Girls Aloud' and then become the most talked about (never talented) member of the band  -  even after doing her 120 hours of Community Service - she was too famous to be sent to prison you understand.
It has to be said that the little black lady toilet attendant is still in the same  job on a basic wage.
Who ever said life was fair? -  nobody  -  but we all know that it does have the habit of slapping you back.